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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:36 am    Post subject: Cold Ride Reply with quote

Poor flea!!!!

Two fleas from Wisconsin had an agreement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.

Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all blue, shivering and shaking, nearly froze to death!

The other flea asks him, 'What happened to you?'

The first flea says, 'I rode down here from Milwaukee in the mustache of a guy on a Harley.'

The other flea responds saying, "That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the Metro airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter.

A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is all blue, and shivering and shaking again. Nearly froze to death.

The second flea says, 'Didn't you try what I told you?'

Yes, 'says the first flea, 'I did exactly as you said...... I went to the Metro airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately.




When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the guy on the Harley.'
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Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Don't go near the edges of it.
3. Edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees & outer space. Its much more difficult to fly in the edges.
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