Chuck Norris and aviation:

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Chuck Norris does not yell bogey over the radio, Bogeys yell Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not perform aerobatic maneuvers, for this would mean Chuck Norris has physical limitations. Aerobatic maneuvers perform within Chuck Norris.

Once Chuck Norris piloted the Russian-built Firefox, the aircraft's computer exploded because it could not think in Chuck Norris.

Once someone tried to shoot down Chuck Norris, this has never been attempted since...

Chuck Norris does not use flares or chaff as he is never on the defensive, he simply throws his own missles at the incoming.

Chuck Norris never runs out of aviation fuel, aviation fuel runs out of Chuck Norris. Because of this, all U.S. military aircraft can refuel at anytime when Chuck is their wingman.

Chuck Norris is the only thing that can enforce 100% a No Fly Zone.

Chuck Norris at the end of World War II round-house kicked the Imperial Japanese Army Air Service and the Imperial Japanese Navy Air Service in the face. Ever since they have been called the Japanese Air Self-Defense Force.

When Chuck Norris plays IL-2: FB, he and only he can see over the Fw-190 cockpit bar.

When a U.S. carrier's arrestor cable system fails, they use Chuck Norris.

The U.S. uses a defcon system as an alertness level, other countries have a Chuck Norris warning light. Too bad Chuck Norris cannot be detected.

Once an F-22 was simulated to be shot down by a T-38. This was because Chuck Norris was piloting the T-38.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually read a flight plan, aircraft get out of his way out of fear.

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

Chuck Norris CAN kill two jets with one stone.

Chuck Norris doesn't use afterburners. He round-house kicks the air around him to make it flow faster.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a WW1 crate, the engine cranks itself because Chuck Norris' will is that strong.

Chuck Norris doesn't need TIR 6DOF. His round-house kick covers all 360 degrees at once.
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In related news:

Chuck Norris once tried to start bathroom tissue company but it went out of business because the his brand of toilet paper wouldn't take sh!t off anybody.

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